soidavo:

¡El ganso con la riñonera! (8) hahahahahahaha 

soidavo:

¡El ganso con la riñonera! (8) hahahahahahaha 

clintisweird:

Let’s be serious for a minute Tumblr, no matter what creed,religion,race, or whatever we know what happened in Boston was tragic to say the least. So please, get off Tumblr for 15 minutes and tell any or as many family members as you can a simple, “I love you” or a hug. Never take a day for granted. I love you all.


You’re right… but you know what bugs me? It was a tiny bomb. Why would anyone bother to put a tiny bomb in there? Was it like an threat or something?

clintisweird:

  • Let’s be serious for a minute Tumblr, no matter what creed,religion,race, or whatever we know what happened in Boston was tragic to say the least. So please, get off Tumblr for 15 minutes and tell any or as many family members as you can a simple, “I love you” or a hug. Never take a day for granted. I love you all.

You’re right… but you know what bugs me? It was a tiny bomb. Why would anyone bother to put a tiny bomb in there? Was it like an threat or something?

padnote:

effses:

padnote:

so I was carrying my dinner upstairs, thinking about how bad it would be if I dropped it

then my shirt got caught on the banister and I wobbled and lost a bunch of onion rings down the stairs

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OH FUCK

francebeforeyourpantsmarius:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:
A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods
need i go on
(x)

A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

A Guide to Successful Revolutions, by Enjolras

francebeforeyourpantsmarius:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:

  • A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
  • A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
  • A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
  • A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
  • A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
  • A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
  • A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
  • A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
  • A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods

need i go on

(x)

  • A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
  • A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
  • A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
  • A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
  • A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
  • A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

  • A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
  • A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
  • A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

A Guide to Successful Revolutions, by Enjolras